im sparkly and feel like my stomach is eating itself
Yyyuch… I don’t think I’ll ever understand why Monster things you’re “cute.”
I got a better present for you, actually. I thought it was quite cute. //meanders to a vent/ I brought it in case you really made me angry, which, in your own special way, of course you did. You didn’t even ask if she was alright… She isn’t, by the way. Not that you care. But this, //produces a plastic baggy from a pocket/ This is something Assault and Eighty called “Silver Dust.” Now, I’m not really sure why it was given to me. I don’t know too much about vampires, myself. I just know that.. //puts it in his hand and blows it into the vent/ I know that it creates quite the beautiful glitter show. //moves to blow some in another
So here, //moves to the thermostat, turns up the ac fan, and breaks off the knob/ Pretty, isn’t it? //pulls the shirt off and pours the rest of the baggie on it/ And this is a treat just from me to you. You’re welcome. //forcefully throws it against Rockstar’s head to get it everywhere
AH—-//IMMEDIATELY STANDS UP TO SHAKE THE DUST OFF OF HIM
FUCK. FUC K. WHAT THE FUCKMMGMNGMF //remembers the veNTS AND THROWS OPEN THE WINDOW NEAREST TO HIM AND LEAVES
//grins sarcastically and huffs a short laugh
Her, I would never lay a finger on. You, however…
I was beaten into shape to know when not to murder my friends.
So what’s your excuse? Vampirism? Because you reek of blood that isn’t yours worse than I do.
I hear vampires are regenerative. So, theoretically, I can’t kill you, can I?
I think it smells pretty nice. A very attractive scent…//sits up and crosses his legs
If you want, I can just sit here while you do your little experiment. Ohhh!! Please, show me what you’re made of, dear Beasty!! Because from what I can see, it’s not much.
Look at this shirt, would you? Care to tell me why Calypso’s blood has it covered?
//hums and looks away from Beast
I don’t know. Did she have an accident? Or maybe you had a “little” accident?
Do you know what it is you did
Not at all. //is laying on the couch and turns head to face him
Care to enlighten me? ~